April 15, 2008
Entertainment

Roseanne's new vagina (yes, we said Roseanne's new vagina)


Roseanne demontrating a new feature of her "vajunior."

There was an shocking revelation during Roseanne's appearance on the Craig Ferguson show this week. And, no, it's not that the Craig Ferguson show is still on the air, though that is, indeed, shocking.

Roseanne started off by announcing that she is single—still not shocking. Then she said that she is "like, trying to get, you know, out there." Then she dropped the bomb: "so I went and had vaginal rejuvenation."

First of all, that assumes it was, you know, juvenated in the first place. And second, coming on the heel's of Ashley Dupre's Magic Vagina, what's with the vagina business lately? It's like every day has suddenly become Vagina Awareness Day. And what happened to the vulva? Why nothing for the vulva?

In Roseanne's case, she said that she now has a "vajunior" and then warned: "I'm not afraid to use it." You can see the video of it (the show) here.

So what does her vajunior look like?

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