April 14, 2008
Entertainment

Marilyn Monroe sex tape? See it here (in headlines)


Marilyn Monroe, shown here practicing for her sex video.

This week the New York Post announced the existence of a 15-minute film showing Marilyn Monroe going down on an unidentified male (UPDATE: it's not Tommy Lee). The 16mm film was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.

This is exactly the kind of story tailor-made for headline writers—we decided to do their job for them. Don't be surprised to see a few of these appear in your local paper and/or fetish classifieds.

  • Happy BJ Mr. President?
  • How To Blow a Millionaire
  • The Tight-fits
  • Hello Norma Jean!
  • The Seven Inch Itch
  • Gentlemen Prefer BJs
  • Some Like It Horny
  • How to Do a Millionaire
  • Bang Bus Stop
  • All About Skeeve
  • Pearl Necklaces Are a Girl's Best Friend
  • She Blew Like a Candle in the Wind

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