April 11, 2008
Election 2008

Gays prod Senator Obama


In an interview with the Advocate, Senator Obama predicted he would be able to repeal President Clinton's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

I think there's increasing recognition within the Armed Forces that this is a counterproductive strategy. We're spending large sums of money to kick highly qualified gays or lesbians out of our military... That doesn't make us more safe.

How will the Armed Forces deal with gay soldiers under President Obama?

Pretend they’re cool with that, then wash hands excessively in private.

Allow themselves to fantasize about Orlando Bloom (Tuesdays only).

Watch (girl gays only).

Invade Iran.

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