April 10, 2008
Election 2008

John McCain anxious to create Iranian war vets

At a campaign event for an global investment firm, John McCain was asked if he would reject "the Bush doctrine of pre-emptive war." McCain refused to say no, noting, "I don't think you could make a blanket statement about pre-emptive war, because obviously, it depends on the threat."

Which country should a President McCain preemptively attack first and why?

Iran, because soldiers stationed in Iraq can essentially work from home.

The Phillippines, because the older he gets, the gookier they look.

Mexico, in case he wants to get re-elected in 2012.

China, because they manufacture Cindy's makeup and if he owned a piece of the Chungshan District, he could get it wholesale.


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