Live chat with al-Qaeda! Online now!
What's the emoticon for "Death to America"?
Al-Qaeda's number two bad boy, Ayman al-Zawahiri recently released a 90-minute audio recording, beginning to answer the more than 900 questions submitted to him online since December. But why wait for the next recording to get your questions answered with Instant Messenger can serve the same purpose in a fraction of the time?
That's why we're happy to bring you this live chat with the Big Z himself. Just click, type in your question, and enjoy an immediate response from al-Qaeda's second in command. But don't ask him where he's hiding, because that's just plain rude.
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