March 31, 2008
Religion

Catholics have their asses handed to them by upstart Muslims

Islam has overtaken Roman Catholicism as the largest religious denomination in the world. Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, a Vatican statistician, reports that Muslims made up 19.2 percent of the world's population and Catholics 17.4 percent.

For the first time in history we are no longer at the top: the Muslims have overtaken us.
How can Catholics reclaim their numerical superiority over Muslims?

Announce that priests will no longer molest children with five or more siblings.

Challenge Mexicans to bang like Palestinians.

Start counting Episcopalians.

Recruit, Islam style. Organize a rag-tag band of 19 Catholics to fly airplanes into the Chrysler Building and let the converts come to you.


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