March 26, 2008
Douchebags

Perez Hilton to become as annoying as Paris Hilton

Perez Hilton declares himself a brand beloved by women and other people:



Perez wants to be the gay Oprah. Wait, we thought Oprah was the... (finish the joke yourself). Actually, Perez wants to be the gay Latino Oprah and since Ricky Martin refuses to step up, why not?

Filed under: Perez Hilton, CNBC, Financial News, Perez Hilton sponsership
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