March 26, 2008
Douchebags

From The Feed: Perez Hilton to become as annoying as Paris Hilton

Perez Hilton declares himself a brand beloved by women and other people:



Perez wants to be the gay Oprah. Wait, we thought Oprah was the... (finish the joke yourself). Actually, Perez wants to be the gay Latino Oprah and since Ricky Martin refuses to step up, why not?

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