From the Feed: "Rock Of Love" tackles alcohol abuse. Literally.

"Rock of Love" Tramp-testant Jessica has had a little too much to drink.

What to do if someone has drank too much and is vomiting:
1. Drag her into a bedroom by her neck.
2. Toss her around the room a little. Let her straddle you.
3. More straddling. DO NOT TAKE HER TO A BATHROOM. Just let her clamp your body to hers using the entirety of her leg muscle strength. Roll around.
4. Repeat.

The final scene where Jessica runs up and starts making out with Bret proves once again that Bret Michaels is the hardest working man in trash TV.

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