March 24, 2008

Inventive Dems on verge of discovering of new way to lose presidential election to McCain

The infighting between the campaigns of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama is benefiting John McCain. A new Franklin & Marshall College poll states that 1 in 5 Democrats would vote for McCain if their candidate does not get the nomination. Explained University of Illinois political science professor Doris Graber: "A vote for McCain wouldn't be that difficult. He does appeal to the middle."


How can DNC head Howard Dean keep the Democratic Party unified for the general election?

Leave a screaming baby on the doorstep of every Democrat... the kind of baby that won't be terminated under a McCain presidency.

Ask Barack Obama to kiss Hillary Clinton, Adrian Brody style, at the convention.

Encourage Bush to invade Iran.

This phrase: Gore/Kerry 2012.

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