Ashley Dupre's vagina is better than your vagina

Ashley Dupre sits on her magic money maker.

Eliot Spitzer, or at the New York Post calls him, the "disgraced horndog," has a lot of people asking, what could Ashley Dupre have had that was worth $5000? The answer, of course, is: a vagina.

But apparently it wasn't just any vagina. According to New York Magazine, Ashley's first pimp Jason Itzler says that her fellow call girls described it as "the most beautiful vagina in New York." Another of Jason's ladies confirms, "As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special."

And soon enough it became famous. "Big hedge-fund guys, the heaviest hitters, called," Jason says, "and I'd say, this is the girl with the magic pussy, the best in New York. It bumped her price way up."

So just what does a magic pussy do that a regular ol' run-of-the pussy doesn't? Well, let's say that this isn't your grandfather's vagina.