Douchebags

Lame jiggle-porn aficionados rejoice: "Girls Gone Wild" founder/douche Joe Francis says that until legally prevented from doing so, he'll host footage of infamous Eliot Spitzer knob-schlobber Ashley Alexandra Dupré on his company's website, shot when she was 17. The company says Dupré "was 18" when she did a week-long stint on a "Girls Gone Wild" bus in Miami during its 2003 Spring Break tour. She made seven full-length tapes, which include toplessness and, presumably, antiseptic fake-lesbian kissing.

After being filmed, as Joe Francis says, at her peak, Ashley went on to become the girlfriend/bitch of an ex-banker pimp, drug-addled clubber, musician, and an alias-happy ho. Is this dried-up 22-year-old husk looking back at her early film work and getting a better sense of how she wound up where she is right now? All she'd need is the DVD. Oh, here it is: