Thought Process Flowcharts: Ashley Alexandra Dupré and Joe Francis

Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a.k.a. the Emperors' VIP Club's "Kristen," may have gained instant notoriety for schlobbing the knob of "Client 9," a.k.a. former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, but she also just lost out on a million dollars. "Girls Gone Wild" founder/relentless douche Joe Francis had offered Dupré a cool million to do a photo shoot for his new magazine, until his staff realized his archives contained "weeks" of footage of Dupré and withdrew the offer (psych).

A "Girls Gone Wild" press release says Dupré visited Miami in 2003 to celebrate her 18th birthday, but after fighting with a friend and getting tossed out of her hotel, Dupré found a nearby "Girls Gone Wild" bus.

Whose idea of rescue is a "Girls Gone Wild" bus? And is Joe Francis going back on his word because his memories of her were too precious to spoil? In other words: What were they thinking?

Click on Ashley to see her Thought Process. Click on Joe to see his.