Pope to kiss Muslims' asses, probably when they're praying

Last week, the Vatican announced the first ever "Catholic-Muslim Forum," to improve relations between the two religions. The first seminar, which runs November 4-6 in Rome, will be called "Love of God, Love of Neighbor." Pope Benedict XVI is planning to address the participants. The meeting is seen as an olive branch to Muslims, who were outraged when the pope quoted Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during a 2006 speech in Regensburg, Germany. The 14th century leader is infamous among Muslims for calling Islam, "evil and inhuman."

23/6 picked up a brochure detailing the seminar's intense schedule of talks and speakers.