March 11, 2008
Politics

Eliot Spitzer on his knees, and not because he wants to get peed on


Eliot Spitzer scopes the honeys at New York's Grand Central Station.

At his press conference yesterday, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer alluded to (but didn't mention) the prostitution scandal that has rocked his administration. The closest he came (eww) was:

"I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family."

Spitzer has been married to wife Silda for 21 years, and they have three daughters. So, good luck with that.

How can Elliot Spitzer regain his family's trust?

Hold hands with Silda and the kids, then walk across a lawn with a chocolate lab.

Point out that at least Daddy didn't ask that lady to make him wear diapers.

Play it cool. Tell Silda, "I thought we were cool with that. We're not? All right, girl. Note taken."

He can't.

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