Politics

Disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer may resign today in the wake of federal investigators identifying him as "Client 9" of a high-priced prostitution ring called the "Emperor's Club."

In other words, the media's having a field day on the hypocrisy, stupidity, and unsafe-activity-lovin' ways of the man formerly known as the "Sheriff of Wall Street." Check out the AP's coverage of the story, which contains dozens of references to his whoring ways. Our analysis, after the jump.