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March 05, 2008
| Election 2008 |
Mac is back and he brought his McCombover
Is this a presidential head?
Senator McCain secured the Republican nomination yesterday with primary wins in Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island, and Vermont.
Unfortunately, McCain faces an uphill battle. He looks one hundred years older than both Clinton and Obama, and that god-awful combover ain't helping. We here at 23/6 believe that McCain can improve his chances by emulating the hairstyles of well-known leaders.
After all, when that White House phone rings at 3 A.M., do Americans want it answered by a guy who thinks we don't know he's bald?
The Reagan - Ronnie was 69 when he took office, just two years younger than McCain, and he did it with a scarier wife.
The Thatcher - In honor of England's most successful wartime Prime Minister in recent history (non-bald division).
The Jagger - 46 years (11.5 terms) leading a band that includes Keith Richards. Also survived an assassination plot.
The Hannibal - the vicious, one-eyed star of Meerkat Manor. Hannibal attacks without provocation- look out Iran.
The Christ - Might help with the conservative vote, def. will help with the "everyone's first boyfriend in college" vote.
Previously: If you'd led John McCain's life, you'd look older than 71, too
