Douchebags

We thought it would never happen, but Perez Hilton has actually done something embarrassing. The gossip blogger, whose funnier real name is Mario Lavandeira, is reported to have encouraged another young, up-and-coming blogger to send him dirty videos in exchange for promotional help. The "victim," who has the similarly-suspect name of Jonathan Jaxson, says that help never materialized.

According to the New York Post, Lavandeira had no comment, but in a 23/6 exclusive, we've obtained this just-released official statement, direct from Perez himself.