Election 2008

Fed up with what she perceives as unfair treatment, Hillary Clinton finally used Tuesday's Democratic debate to call out partisan hack Brian Williams and his Obamaniac colleagues for what she claims is bias against her.

Citing a Saturday Night Live sketch, Clinton claimed, "In the last several debates I seem to get the first question all the time. ... Maybe we should ask Barack if he's comfortable and needs another pillow." (It is worth noting, Sen. Obama was never offered an additional cushion, and appeared to finish the debate with some slight discomfort.)

The Clinton campaign has also taken the media to task for not scrutinizing the veracity of Obama's statements or his background, and has taken offense at the right-wing claim that America would simply not want to see a woman age before their eyes. Is there really such media bias against Hillary Clinton? Consider these "mysterious" incidents that all happened to the senator, just last night.

• During commercial breaks, Sen. Clinton was forced to use a urinal, with a snickering male restroom attendant at the ready to lower her pantsuit.
• Just before the debate, Hillary Clinton realized that her martini had been poisoned, somehow made it to her car, used her own defibrillator, and made her way back to the debate.
• When Hillary's microphone would not remain attached to her lapel, a makeshift skin staple made sure it stayed put.
• Despite her protests, the senator was forced to pay a series of impromptu "vagina fines" imposed by MSNBC's David Schuster, Chris Matthews, and, inexplicably, Norah O'Donnell.
• Piped in to her earpiece throughout the debate was will.i.am's Barack Obama tribute song, sped up to mind-scrambling Chipmunk levels.
• A scheduled interview with Fox News turned out to be a surprise guest stint on FOX's "Moment of Truth", in which the lie detector short circuited when Hillary denied ever having "put 'em on the glass."