The only thing better than watching Girls Gone Wild is reading it

America just keeps getting better and better—now your favorite infomercial is going to be your favorite magazine. Girls Gone Wild entrepreneur and perv Joe Francis announced that the video series is going to be a "monthly lifestyle magazine for young men and women geared toward fun, freedom and youthful exuberance." Wait, doesn't The Economist already exist?

The premier issue will hit masturbators and frat houses sometime in April. Francis will presumably edit the magazine from his current home, jail (though didn't Martin Luther King write ~~some Penthouse Forum letters~~ the "Letter From Selma" from prison?). No word on who will be the totally wild cover girl, but here's our best guess for the cover.