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Perez Hilton covers Perez Hilton's sex scandal
Perez Hilton, a guy really named Mario who runs a pastel-colored website that features photos of celebrities, has found himself at the center of a sex-tape scandal. No, don't get too grossed out, he's not starring in it, rather, according to Page Six, the star is former publicist to nobody Jonathan Jaxson. When will people who's names are recognizable learn that if you want to hot chat or be a sexual deviant at least change your screen name to "HotHolyBallMaster" or some such.
The real question is whether this latest mini-scandal will torpedo Perez's recently inked deal with Warner Brothers Records where he is to get his own imprint to champion his favorite bands. What would Perez himself say about all this?

Previously: Perez Hilton covers the elections in Pakistan









