Britney Spears is a business, and that business is called ho

Like printing money, if money was a danger to itself and others.

While Britney Spears remains in her father's conservatorship for at least another week, her handlers try to sort out her finances. Much of Spears' reported $50 million empire comes not from record sales or touring, but T-shirts, key chains, dolls and countless other Britney-branded goods. An executive from Jive told the New York Times, "it's a gray area nobody ever focuses on."

Well, that non-scrutiny ends today. 23/6 has an advance copy of the Britney Spears Inc. Spring catalog. The new line features novelty items and tschotkes that the embattled pop-star not only endorses, but uses herself.