February 21, 2008
| International |
Insert obligatory "Communist party" joke here
The ailing Fidel Castro, an incessant gnat in the ear of the U.S. for nearly 50 years, is retiring from the presidency of Cuba. To show the capitalist world that he's still got it, Castro will be going out in style. 23/6 has intercepted and translated the inter-office memo about his Communist retirement party.









