The partly-creepy, partly-fascinating Westminster Kennel Club dog show, the canine equivalent of the Super Bowl held annually at Madison Square Garden, finished Tuesday night with a charming surprise. A beagle named Uno, who won the hound group competition (the first time since 1939 that the breed has won the group) also took home Best in Show, the first time a beagle has ever captured the title. A French bulldog owned by heiress/bank robber Patty Hearst even claimed a prize.

Exciting, no doubt, but all that jogging around the ring begs the question that begs the answer: Which of this year's entries are the hottest? Let's get to oglin', in this, perhaps the most inappropriate of Inappropriate Hottie Rundowns: Westminster Kennel Club edition.