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Odds that...

When pockmarked Ukrainian president Viktor Yushchenko visits Russian president Vladimir Putin today, things gets ugly when Yushchenko passive-aggressively protests the flap over his country's gas debt with silent-but-deadlies: 9-4

Now that Microsoft's Yahoo takeover bid's been rejected, the company is skulking home to masturbate to Internet porn: 7-2

Saudi Arabia's virtue and vice squad, banning the sale of red Valentine's Day gifts, spends the night of February 14 at home, eating Stouffer's French bread pizza and watching "Lipstick Jungle": 8-3

Kyle Maclachlan's baby will love cherry pie, a damn fine cup of coffee, and swimming pool sex: 6-5

The statuettes handed out at Movieguide's 16th Annual Faith & Values Awards Gala, the "Christian Oscars," are secretly nicknamed "the Prissies": 1-1