Train wreck narrowly avoids car wreck

After six grueling days of photographing celebrities who aren't lost beyond all hope, the collective Satanic prayers of the Hollywood paparazzi were answered this week when Britney Spears was released from a UCLA psychiatric ward. Ms. Spears, known to law enforcement as "The Package" and to TMZ's Harvey Levin as "My Kids' College Fund," returned to her Studio City estate to face her conservators.

As US Magazine has shown us week after week, celebrities are just like us: They can't get anywhere in Los Angeles without the help of their turn-by-turn Mapquest directions. Britney Spears is no different.