Ted Haggard still cannot fathom placing his penis into a vagina
It's hard to believe that this man is not straight.
Disgraced pastor Ted Haggard, who left his church last year after admitting to "sexual immorality" with a male prostitute, has dropped out of a spiritual restoration (i.e. gay cure) program. Haggard's former church released a statement that said in part, "the process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete and (New Life) maintains its original stance that he should not return to vocational ministry."
In other words, Ted Haggard is still gay. Even news outlets are unable to take this man seriously. Check out the AP's coverage of the story, which contains dozens of references to the gay lifestyle. Our analysis, after the jump.

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