If They IM'd: Rush Limbaugh and John McCain

Perhaps sensing that he's becoming more and more irrelevant in the Blogernet age, the rotund Rush Limbaugh has decided to attack GOP frontrunner John McCain with both barrels. McCain, according to the former drug addict, can't be trusted to be the true Republican nominee because he's talked to Democrats a few times and has co-sponsored legislation with a man whose last name has "-gold" in it. In a choice quote, Limbaugh claims media organizations are having, ahem, "orgasms" over McCain.

Since McCain will likely never be a guest on Limbaugh's show, the Arizona senator has taken a much more direct route in order to open dialogue with nation's most popular talk-show host: instant messenger. We got our hands on the transcript.