January 31, 2008
Entertainment

THE BRITNEY SPEARS PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION:
A 23/6 EXCLUSIVE


Britney Spears, in happier times.

Alleged singer, economy reviver, and Correctol gobbler Britney Spears was taken to UCLA Medical Center just past midnight Thursday, accompanied by heavy police escort, and placed on a "5150", or 72-hour mental-health evaluation hold, for the second time in a month. Britney, who hasn't slept in days, went without a struggle.

TMZ says the plan to have Britney committed was made days ago by Britney's psychiatrist, lawyers, and some combination of her parasitic pseudo-manager, Sam Lufti, and vampiric pseudo-parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears.

Patients held on a 5150 normally undergo a comprehensive psychiatric evaluation. Sure enough, Britney's getting one. Sure enough, you can see it after the jump.

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