January 28, 2008
Iraq

Saddam Hussein shoved a cucumber down Iraq's pants, according to the FBI

Saddam Hussein faked having WMDs in order to avoid an attack by Iran, according to the FBI agent assigned to guard him. Agent George Piro also said Hussein was surprised by the American invasion, noting, "He thought the United States would retaliate with the same type of attack as we did in 1998 ... a four-day aerial attack."

In retrospect, what should Saddam Hussein have done to appear strong?

Peppered his speeches with references to 9/11.

Ordered flax seed oil from Balco.

Worn more pantsuits.

Pilates.

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