Never get the extended bazoomba warrantyit's a ripoff
Hey, who needs the girl when you got these?
After the FDA approved a safer, less-rupturey new generation of silicone implants in 1996, breast augmentation rapidly became the nation's most popular cosmetic operation. However, as the New York Times reports, implants break down over time, "requiring replacement just like car tires." Problem is, when you bring your breasts "into the shop" to "have them rotated," insurance won't likely cover the cost necessary to ensure you aren't "poisoned from the inside by leaking toxic chemicals."
Luckily, like tires, many implant manufacturers offer warranties, from a 10-year protection plan to a lifetime guaranteed replacement. While this is certainly good news for bazoomba consumers and retailers alike, 23/6 reminds you to always read the fine print.

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