Mitt Romney saw black people, and tried to talk to them

"Hey sister, I'll trade you a slice of watermelon for a vote!"

Mitt Romney made some awkward campaign small talk in Jacksonville, Fla. on Monday. While commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Romney approached an African-American baby and said, "What's happening? You got some bling bling here!"

He also inquired after the dogs, as it appears they had been "let out." The identity of the dog-releaser was unknown.

While the notoriously white-bread Romney was instantly mocked by even the likes of Fox News, it turns out he's got a slew of cultural one-liners planned for public appearances on holidays throughout the year. Take a look at his '08 calendar.