For the past week, Scientologists and people who like to irritate Scientologists have been engaged in a dizzying game of cyber whack-a-mole. The infamous Tom Cruise video has been yanked off both Defamer and the Huffington Post by lawyers who find it by Googling search terms like, "cruise," "babble," and "ten minutes of it." Gawker is currently hosting it, but who knows when their server will be hacked by Thetans?

23/6 would never be so bold as to step on the toes of the Church of Scientology. Which is why we're posting this clip that is in no way anything other than a video recap of Wednesday night's "American Idol." You know, just a minute or two of America's favorite reality show, and not anything to do with the Tom Cruise Scientology video. Oh, that Simon.