January 09, 2008

23/6 Campaign Strategy Analyzer: the StratAnal-o-tron


Okay, who here thinks they could do a better job reporting the news?

Surprise. Upset. Comeback. Nashua. These are the words we're heard over and over again in today's recaps of the New Hampshire primary. And while the same pundits and political prognosticators who were predicting Hillary Clinton's loss to hopemonger Barack Obama are now eating their words, they all seem to be eating them in exactly the same way.

Why turn to the mainstream news media to get the same old story when you can create the story yourself and be just as accurate? Give it a whirl with the 23/6 StratAnal-o-tron, and dazzle your friends who previously thought you were an idiot.

23/6 StratAnal-o-tron: New Hampshire Primary edition

Hillary Clinton's kept her White House bid alive in yesterday's New Hampshire primary. It was a turn of events that really puts the pressure on to are falling all over themselves trying to explain how the could have been so .

The buzzword for the 2008 campaign is . Before the polls closed, campaign staffers were . Now they're whistling . What a difference a makes.

The biggest most certainly were the . One thing's for sure: is after Hillary's .

Where does that leave McCain? Probably hoping his 2008 campaign doesn't mirror his presidential campaign of .

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