January 03, 2008
Election 2008

Rational human being, creationist take Iowa

Thursday night, Democratic Sen. Barack Obama topped John Edwards and former Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton to win the Iowa caucus. On the GOP side, broke-ass Christian Mike Huckabee beat rich Mormon Mitt Romney.

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What does Barack Obama's win say about Americans?

We blame the candidate's mother for his middle name, not the candidate.

We are sick of Baby Boomers.

We're still convinced there's something weird about Vince Foster's death.

We like Michelle's hair.

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