During tonight's "Ask Mitt Anything" town hall meeting in New Hampshire, when GOP hopeful Mitt Romney says his dad marched with Martin Luther King, he coughs loudly while quickly adding, "in my imagination": 5-1

South Africa's Winnie Mandela is the new Benazir Bhutto: 7-6

When Kansas City's new "Secret Santa" hears Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are copycatting him, he says "ho ho ho," but secretly rolls his eyes: 8-3

"P.S. I Love You", opening today, is even more nauseating than Sting and Trudie Styler's sex boudoir: 4-1

Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy, is really avoiding the media so he can trade up when Tony Romo dumps Jessica Simpson: 1-1