Odds that...

Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, tied with Mike Huckabee in the GOP race, is furiously making an ad with subliminal Twin Towers: 2-1

Britney Spears' pregnant teenage sister Jamie Lynn proves a baby can thrive on grape soda and Slim Jims: 18-5

When Blackwater owner Erik Prince finds out his guards shot and killed the New York Times' dog in Iraq, he calmly puts on his Oakleys, hits the pharmacy, and buys some lube: 9-4

Amy Winehouse was released by cops after her arrest by winning a bet that she has less than 300 scabs: 6-1

Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens thought he was injecting liquid humility: 1-1