Odds that...

Today, Russian president Vladimir Putin offers his guest, Greek prime minister Costas Karamanlis, a suitcase full of plutonium for 5 bucks—and he's serious: 8-3

The busiest postal day of the year gives the creepy Canadian Santa Claus a boner: 4-1

UN climate negotiator Yvo de Boer, the "Crying Dutchman," is secretly thrilled when he gets a huge bouquet from GOP hopeful Mitt Romney: 7-5

As millions make their way to Mecca for hajj, the Saudi rape victim pardoned by the king hopes Allah understands why she stays away from men with stones: 6-1

Pope Benedict XVI publicly decries "pleasure at all costs," but privately, he can't wait to see "I Am Legend": 1-1