Katie Holmes' stylish new bob haircut continues to garner rave reviews from the media and fans alike. Along with her recent design for a Banana Republic-inspired family holiday card, the new look is Mrs. Cruise's strongest attempt yet to morph from post-adolescent Stockholm Syndrome victim to sophisticated (albeit Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham-copycatting) almost-normal wife.

Always wanted to feel like Tom Cruise? Then print and cut out our own "Kate" paper doll, complete with accessories to help shape her into an even more suitable mate.

Kate's everyday wear: old-school, WASPy, practical, unattractive New England clothes (khakis, Fair Isle sweater, Top-Siders), so no other male superstars will poach her.

1. Will Smith mask, to make her more attractive to Tom.

2. Tranquilizer IV drip.

3. Body fat caliper, so she can keep up with the memory of Nicole Kidman.

4. Unread Hollywood script (since she's so into her family).

5. Pen, to write her inevitable children's book.

6. A "manny," to help her with that bulky accessory, Suri

7. A giant check written out to a children's hospital, so everyone doesn't think
they're rich douches like the Beckhams.