Odds that...

When presidential hopeful Mitt Romney finds out what his GOP rival Mike Huckabee thinks Mormons believe, he pops the head off a dandelion and yells "Golly": 17-3

MTV freelancers walked off the job yesterday because the network won't tell them who got a shot at love with Tila Tequila: 21-6

Madonna really has black eyes because she messed with yoga bitches: 15-8

Hillary Swank's movie "P.S. I Love You," opening next week, flops because all people can think about is how she smells like vitamins: 19-6

Rupert Murdoch's overhaul of the Wall Street Journal starts with photos of hot Asian women on every cover: 1-1