December 04, 2007

We need to fight Iran over there, because we can't fight them over here


Iran's lack of nuclear weapons cannot be tolerated any longer.

The National Intelligence Estimate on Iran's weapons program stands in sharp contrast to the Bush Administration's fiery rhetoric over the dangers of an imminently nuclear Iran. Yes, a sizable hurdle has risen in our path to war, and we need to overcome that hurdle without the benefits of logic or reason. 23/6 offers a boost.

REASONS TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAN EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
  1. We're bored.
  2. They may have ended their development of nuclear weapons in 2003, but their development of "nu-cular" weapons has continued apace.
  3. Inspiration for a sequel to "300."
  4. Because we care about human rights all of a sudden, didn't you know?
  5. If they do not believe in the Holocaust we will show them what a Holocaust looks like.
  6. There can be only one Highlander.
  7. Diplomatic efforts to get Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to wear a tie have failed.
  8. Wasn't the bad guy in "No Country for Old Men" from Iran?
  9. You go to war with the fear you have, not the facts you want.
  10. Because.
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