While giving speeches on the campaign trail, answering debate questions, or just about any time he opens his mouth, presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani spouts facts and figures like a buttoned-up accountant. A further investigation of Giuliani's numbers by The New York Times, however, indicates that he's spouting figures like a drunk, cocaine-addicted accountant.

Among his untruths: that New York was the only city in America that had a reduction in crime every single year since 1994 (Chicago, too makes this claim), and that during his term city spending went down 7% (it actually went up 3.7%, a 10.7% differential).

Can Americans trust Giuliani? 23/6 has collected some of his more recent statements and would like to offer the candidate a chance to set the record straight.

• "During my time as New York City mayor, guns were 93% less likely to misfire during a holdup than in the previous administration."
• "Under my leadership, two-thirds of all pornography stores in Times Square reduced their S&M section by 14%, up 63% from the previous administration."
• "While mayor, taxi drivers were either 34 to 47% less likely to be offensive smelling, depending on diet and wind direction."
• "Under Mayor David Dinkins, you couldn't turn a corner without bumping into an African-American. When I left office, I sliced 27% of them off the census rolls."
• "In the 1980s, artists ran rampant in the city—freely making this, sculpting that, with no regard to who might be offended. Under the successful Citizens Against Art project, by the time I left office, 89% of all artists had been elimated due to suicide, bankruptcy or being priced out of the city, or moved out of the city."
• "Before I met Judi Nathan, my testicles had shrunk by 15-20%. I immediately launched a city-wide campaign Hey NYC: Pump Up! Testicles Matter. In three years, the average testicle size of New York City males increased about 87%."
• "Under my mayorship, sex in Gracie Mansion with mistresses increased by roughly 100%."