November 30, 2007

British Muslims to start acting British instead of Muslim

Moderates in Britian's Muslim community are putting together a 10 point "code of conduct." The guidelines—which are an attempt to address the kind of Islamic extremism which resulted in the terror attacks in London on July 7, 2005—will be put before Muslim groups for public discussion before their release next March. Some proposed points include ensuring that forced marriages are publicized as un-Islamic, and actively combating all forms of violent extremism.

What other point would you like to add to the Moderate Muslims' Code of Conduct?

Maintain cool in the presence of teddy bears named Mohammed.

Have a serious talk with the Nation of Islam guys.

Stop making that face when someone says, "Israel."

Virgins are high-maintenance.

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