Pregnancy Resource Centers, a federally funded women's clinic with 21 locations nationwide, has received over $6 million in taxpayer funds despite promoting Christianity, marriage and abstinence. Oh, and keeping your baby. At least one clinic counsels women for "post-abortion stress disorder" and "fear of punishment from God" following pregnancy termination. Said one clinic director, "We are a Christian organization and have Christian beliefs, and we believe very strongly that the church has a role in social issues."

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