Duane "Dog" Chapman, the star of A&E's reality show "Dog: The Bounty Hunter," has been in a damage-control frenzy ever since the National Enquirer caught his recent racist tirade on tape. When A&E found out about the n-word-laden rant, in which he rails against his son Tucker's black girlfriend, it immediately suspended production on Chapman's show. His (black) pastor, Tim Storey, says Chapman has already called him three times to apologize and contacted Reverend Al Sharpton, hoping to explain the rant.

After the jump, an unvarnished glimpse of Dog's thoughts before he gets shipped off to "rehab".