October 24, 2007

Terror watch list swells to 800,000 names, many of which rhyme with "Bohammed"

The government's terrorist "watch list" has grown to more than 755,000 names. Critics say the list is bloated and on the brink of being useless. Perhaps. But tracking terror is easier when you break the list down into a few simple categories.

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McCain Girls: "McCainiac"

The girls McCainicize the Flashdance theme, "Maniac."

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