Blackwater USA, the private security contractor, has hired public relations giant Burson-Marsteller to counteract the barrage of negative publicity it's received over the last few weeks. The vaguely Orwellian PR firm lists among its current and former clients such companies as McDonalds, Dow Chemicals, and Philip Morris.

Still, those flacks at Burson-Marsteller will have their hands full, and not just with Blackwater's public persona. In a 23/6 exclusive, we present Blackwater's PowerPoint presentation for new hires.