Douchebags

The Hon. (crazy) James David Manning lays out his Trinity of Hell:

According to The Honorable Nutjob, Oprah Winfrey, Barack "Hussein" Obama, and Jeremiah Wright are the Trinity of Hell—kind of an Axis of Evil of black people.

The way Nutjob refers to Barack Obama, you'd think he was on the payroll of Fox News. But we digress, let's see if we get this right: Obama is a "long-legged pimp" and Oprah is a "whore." Sounds like Manning prefers his pimps short-legged when he's banging a "whore" like Oprah Winfrey. After all, if we can't trust this "man of the cloth" for a thorough exposé of prostitution than who can you trust?