Religion

Why can't Jesus frigging knock! Doesn't he know you're wearing your Porn Watching suit-jacket?

Guy's watching porn when someone wanders in wearing a nighty. This has the exact same plot as the beginning of several billion porn films. Had the clip not cut off, Jesus would have definitely shown that guy why he doesn't need any silly pornos tonight. (Cut to: Closeup of Jesus' nightshirt slowly rising to reveal what's underneath)