May 06, 2008
Election 2008
Penn Jillette offends MSNBC's Mika All-Consonants

Penn's all like :), but Joe's like :/ and Mika is all :( :(

Penn offered up his "Hillary is a white bitch" joke as an example of something that wasn't too funny, but got a scary cheer from the audience. Mika stopped listening after "bitch."


Unfortunately, in this case, we are forced to defend Penn, who is a fat, mouthy f*ck that named his human daughter Moxie Crimefighter. Penn was merely illustrating a point, that the country inexplicably hates Hillary, which Mika misunderstood because a producer was probably screaming in her ear "OH MY GOD, HE SAID BITCH"


Oh well. We still love you, Mika. Like us, you are a white bitch who overreacts every once in awhile. Carry on, girl.